🤣😂 TERRY, DR. EVIL & THE LAUGHING FITS THAT NEARLY REQUIRED MEDICAL ATTENTION!
OH, LORD HAVE MERCY!!! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET TERRY?!
If there is ONE person on this cruise who could make me laugh until I practically needed CPR, IT WAS TERRY!!!
First of all, this man CANNOT take a normal picture to save his life!
Every single time somebody pulls out a camera, here comes Terry with another one of his ridiculous facial expressions!
And his personal favorite?!
DR. EVIL FROM AUSTIN POWERS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
You know the one!
That evil little grin, the squinty eyes, the pinky finger up by his mouth, looking like he’s about to hold the entire Royal Caribbean fleet hostage for…
ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! 💰🤣
I swear, I have enough pictures of Terry making Dr. Evil faces to create an entire photo album titled:
“THE MANY FACES OF TERRY: A PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY IN CRUISE SHIP INSANITY!”
And the funniest part?!
TERRY AND I WOULD GET TO LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WE COULDN’T STOP!
And I’m not talking about a little giggle.
OH, NOOOOO!
I’m talking about the kind of laughing where you can’t breathe, your stomach hurts, your eyes are watering, your face turns red, and you start making noises that no human being should EVER make in public!
And WHY were we laughing?!
BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING!!!
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YES! YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY!
We would start laughing about something stupid, and then I’d look at Terry, and he’d look at me, and we’d start laughing AGAIN!
Then we’d try to stop.
Couldn’t.
Try to talk.
Couldn’t.
Try to explain to everybody else what was so funny.
COULDN’T!!!
Because every time one of us opened our mouth, we’d start laughing all over again!
At one point, I honestly think we FORGOT what we were originally laughing about!
But that didn’t matter!
WE WERE NOW LAUGHING BECAUSE WE COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE WERE LAUGHING!!!
And if you’ve ever experienced one of those uncontrollable laughing fits, you KNOW EXACTLY what I’m talking about!
The more you try to stop, the WORSE IT GETS!
Somebody says, “WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!”
And you can’t even answer because you’re practically hyperventilating!
Then Terry makes ANOTHER Dr. Evil face!
AND HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
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I swear, somewhere on that ship, somebody probably thought two hyenas had escaped from the zoo and were running loose in the dining room!
And our poor waitress Irene was probably standing there thinking…
“DO I NEED TO GET THESE PEOPLE MORE WATER, CALL THE MEDICAL CENTER, OR JUST THROW THEM OVERBOARD?!”
And you know what made it even funnier?!
The fact that we KNEW we were acting like two complete idiots!
Two grown adults!
On a beautiful cruise ship!
Surrounded by perfectly normal people trying to enjoy their dinner!
And there we sat, LAUGHING AT OURSELVES FOR LAUGHING!
HEAVENS TO BETSY ROSS!!!
I’m telling you, if laughter really does add years to your life, Terry and I are going to live to be approximately 147 YEARS OLD!
And I’m pretty sure we burned off every single calorie from those cruise ship dinners just trying to catch our breath!
Forget the fitness center!
Forget the treadmill!
Forget the stair climber!
JUST PUT TERRY AND ME AT THE SAME DINNER TABLE, GIVE HIM A CAMERA, LET HIM MAKE HIS DR. EVIL FACE, AND WATCH US GET A FULL-BODY WORKOUT!
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And YES, before anybody asks…
I HAVE GOOGLE PHOTO RECEIPTS OF ALL THOSE RIDICULOUS FACES!!! 📸
Terry, I love you, but if you ever decide to run for public office, you might want to contact me first.
Because, honey, I’ve got enough Dr. Evil pictures of you to destroy an entire political campaign!
ONE MILLION DOLLARS, TERRY!!!
Or I’m releasing the pictures!
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And the best part of all?
Those are the moments I’ll remember forever.
Not the fancy dinners.
Not the beautiful decorations.
Not even the gorgeous Caribbean sunsets.
But sitting across from Terry, laughing so hard we couldn’t breathe, with absolutely NO IDEA why we were still laughing!
Because sometimes the funniest thing in the world isn’t even a joke.
IT’S LAUGHING WITH SOMEBODY WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH EVEN HARDER JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE LAUGHING TOO!
And THAT, my friends, is priceless!
Although, according to Dr. Evil Terry…
IT’S WORTH ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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